Tag: decoding treasure

Keira’s Day Bowling

Keira: This is Papa. Papa is white.
(Apparently Papa is also naked)

Four new Keira drawings

Keira wants to go to Dollar General and get body wash.
Really, I have no idea what goes on in that kids head. She’s like the four main characters of New Girl in one person.

IHS: So Keira, what do you think?
Keira: I was born in China.

A different bus picked Keira up this morning. She was all smiles – New Adventure!

Me: Where’s your backpack?
Keira: I don’t see it.
What? Good job!

Keira looks at me: “The die is cast.”
My response: “Seriously? Your grandmother says she has plenty of dressing for your salad.”
What are they teaching her in school? Come on! It’s a public school and she’s in the #Autism Room.

Keira: Look! Lots of friends.

Conversation with School Nurse:
Nurse: Keira is refusing to eat.
Me: I’ll be right there!!

Me: What should we get Nana for Mother’s Day.
Keira: Socks.
Me: Um what about a necklace?
Keira: Socks in a gift box.
Me: Or a bracelet?
Keira starts to cry: Socks in a gift bag?
Me: Ok. Ok. Socks it is. Let me call Nana and find out what size.

Getting closer.
What do we use to dig?
Keira: We use shovel to use to dig.
Where can you swim?
Keira: Ocean has a swim at.
Where do you see a teacher?
Keira: School has a teacher at.

Keira’s sentences

Because Keira Believes Picture Must Have Words.

Keira’s latest artwork

Things I’ve actually said this morning:
“That is wonderful. And much better than teaching her to tell people they’re an idiot.”

It’s nearly 4am. Keira has been up all night. She’s telling me she wants to go outside and play.

May need to reconsider where we store the screens over the winter. lOl 🤣
First thing. Pressed her face up against the screen while waiting for the bus.

Keira Face!

#Rainbow

Keira has been practicing her coyote calls since 1 a.m. Doesn’t look like it’s going to end anytime soon.

Me x5: Time to get up for school, go get dressed.
Keira x5: Vacation!!
Took 10 year for Keira to understand what Vacation means, but she doesn’t understand it starts at Noon!

Texting with Keira on Hangouts lOl.
Apparently they cooked Ms Grace this Morning lOl
(She doesn’t realize I’m not AI)

6 am
Keira: I ready to dress!

How Keira’s mind works.
IHS: Which one of these do you eat with?
Keira: The fork has the eat.

IHS: which one of these things is wet.
Keira: the cup has the wet.
(Correct answer was paint, but her answer was great!)

Keira: …. and now where is that glue stick.
(This kid just keeps us laughing)

Me: What is in your mouth.
Keira: I must chew on something!
(Fall down laughing)