Six Truths in Life 1 You cannot stick…

Six Truths in Life
1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .
2 . All idiots, after reading #1 will try it .
3 . And discover #1 is a lie .
4 . You are smiling now because you are an idiot .
5 . You soon will Share this with another idiot .
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face . I sincerely apologize about this…but I’m an idiot and I needed company

What the HELL is happening to StuckAtHomeMom.com?

I can’t post anything with punctuation or anything copied and pasted from Word/NotePad to Add Post or it doesn’t save anything after the ‘.
To make it worse all my old posts have this strange {{ & # 8 217;?}} code where there should be a ‘.
I can’t fix open old posts because the stupid problem will wipe out everything after the ‘.
I’ve seen this problem before in older versions of WordPress. It happened ages ago, but the problem went away – well now it’s back.
This is my test post, I sure hope it works.

Salary of retired US Presidents $180,000 FOR LIFE…

Salary of retired US Presidents ………….$180,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of House/Senate …………………..$174,00​0 FOR LIFE
Salary of Speaker of the House …………$223,500 FOR LIFE
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders …… $193,400 FOR LIFE
Average Salary of a teacher ……………. $40,065
Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN $38,000
I think we found where the cuts should be made! If you agree… RE-POST

My promise to my children I am your…

My promise to my children: I am your parent first, your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares, & worries about you more than I do!♥ Re-post if you’re a parent & agree with me!!!! :}

YOU ARE A SUPERHERO Go to your profile…

YOU ARE A SUPERHERO
Go to your profile and look at your friends on the left side (FaceBook).
1st person is your sidekick: Sophie Strout
2nd person tries to expose your secret identity: Dean Bundy
3rd person is your teammate: Tricia Fandrey
4th person is your arch nemesis: Letty Tucci
5th person is your love interest: Melissa Emens Honeycutt
6th person is your leader: Robin Sullivan Corddry (Fun filled organization!)
How does Facebook know so much?!
So just to recap, I’m a superhero in an organization run by the (6) mother of, not 1, but 2 comedian/actors. My (3) team member is my #1 client, my (1) sidekick is my black belted TKD instructor, the person trying to (2) expose my secret identity is my dear friends EX-husband, (5) my love interest … I can’t even go there ….. And (4) my arch nemesis is my former Christian School Teacher.
WOW LIFE IS GOOD!

Try to read this TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0…

Try to read this: TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W OUR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3SS1V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T W4S H4RD BUT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH PR4T1C4LLY N0 TH1NK1NG 1NV0LV3D R1GHT? B3 V3RY PR0UD ! Y0U D35ERVE 4 P4T 0N TH3 B4CK! If u “cracked” the code copy and post!! 😉

Last night I heard Keira run into the…

Last night I heard Keira run into the bathroom, put her seat on the toilet and so on. Then I heard the lid close ……. and I was so excited – I heard the water running! And Running and Running. I walked in to find Keira at the sink washing her hands ……. and her feet …… and her butt! I should say “found Keira IN THE SINK”.
But to her credit she did not get her nighty wet!

NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED Vodka and ice…

NEW DRINKING WARNING, JUST RELEASED: Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth……Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, You can save a life!

Ignore the wall with the door Someday there…

Ignore the wall with the door! Someday there will be a door there – or so I’m told.
Until then we are going to cover that wall with White Board! Fun for Kids and Adults.
HOWEVER the wall with the red arrow is the one I’m proud of, it came out rather well!
I need to put some primer around the edges and I need to prime around the window too, but it’s almost reading for Chalkboard Paint.
My Living Room, isn’t going to be a “Kid Fun” as the dining area.

How to remove the theme update remove action…

How to remove the theme update:
remove_action( 'load-update-core.php', 'wp_update_themes' );
add_filter( 'pre_site_transient_update_themes', create_function( '$a', "return null;" ) );
wp_clear_scheduled_hook( 'wp_update_themes' );
Or deactivate the theme you want to change the update.
Rename the theme you don’t want to show an update.
Reactivate the theme you don’t want to update.

My house smells like Whoopie Pies and Paint…

My house smells like Whoopie Pies and Paint.
It is both inviting and revolting.
8/3/11
Properly deposited children in approved summer camps/school/groups/clubs.
Picked up a few items for the house.
Picked up a few items to donate to camps and other.
Straightened living areas
Tested primer
Cooked Whoopie Cakes.
Mixed Whoopie Filling
Combined the 2.
Wrapped Whoopie Pies
Cleaned Kitchen
Primed and sealed 2 walls – so far happy with outcome.
Cleaned up area.
Took shower.
Picked up child from camp.
Dropped of donations.
Waiting for bus with other child.
Tomorrow.
Properly deposit children in appropriate summer camps/schools/groups/clubs.
Pick up needed items if necessary.
Straighten living areas
Whoopie Pie Detail.
Clean Up Area.
Another coat of Primer Sealer.
Clean Up Area.
MOVE work area to new work area between windows.
Scrub the HELL out of the previous work areas floor.
Scrub ALL Floors.
Pick up child from wherever.

Guarantied to Go to Bed Happy – If You Read this Now and Go Right to Bed

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it..)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 
(Creepy.)(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don’t try this at home ; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(Honey, I’m home .. What the…?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm…….)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing..)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out. Why doesn’t the government spend some $$ figuring out how to cross a pig and a lion??
Then in my next life, I could come back as a lion pig!! Not a lying pig, we already have them, they are called politicians!!!!)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. Copy and Paste Link: https://emailedee.com/updates/guarantied-to-go-to-bed-happy-if-you-read-this-now-and-go-right-to-bed
{I don’t know if any of this is true – but it did make me laugh!}

What is better than hearing the ENTIRE Phineas…

What is better than hearing the ENTIRE Phineas and Ferb joke book in the book store? Hearing it AGAIN on the way home.
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