Here’s what you need 2 sheets of puff…

Here’s what you need:
2 sheets of puff pastry
pizza sauce
shredded cheese
egg wash
Directions:
Place the two sheets of puff pastry on a parchment paper lined baking tray. Cut out equal size circles. Remove the top sheet. On the bottom sheet, spread pizza sauce and shredded cheese. Place the other sheet of puff pastry on top. Take a glass and place it in the center of the circle. Using a knife or scissors, cut strips away from the edge of the glass. Take each strip and twist. Brush egg wash over the top of the puff pastry. Bake at 400°F/204°C for 20-25 minutes. Enjoy!
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What do you call an elf who sings…

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
How does an elf get to Santa’s workshop? By icicle.
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night
What do you call a scary reindeer? A cariboo.
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
 He got 25 days!
What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters? They keep losing their needles!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
 A Holly Davidson!
What is the name of Santa’s dog? Santa paws!!!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A Christmas Quacker.
Where does the snowman hide his money? In the snow bank.
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
 Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught!
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
What goes “oh, oh, oh”? Santa walking backwards!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrot?

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4 large Granny Smith apples sliced 35 large…

apple nachos
4 large Granny Smith apples, sliced
35 large marshmallows
1/4 cup butter
35 caramels
1 Tbsp evaporated milk (or half and half)
1/4 cup mini semi-sweet morsels
2 Tbsp chocolate syrup
Slice apples and arrange on a platter. In a saucepan, melt marshmallows and butter until creamy. Set aside. In a microwave dish, melt caramels with milk (cooking in 30-second intervals, and stirring). Set aside. Pour marshmallow cream over apple slices, followed by caramel sauce. Drizzle chocolate syrup and sprinkle with peanuts and mini chocolate morsels. Serve immediately and enjoy!

1 package of smoked sausage sliced into rounds…

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1 package of smoked sausage, sliced into rounds
1 large onion, peeled and chopped
5 large potatoes, peeled and chopped into 1/2 inch cubes
olive oil
fine sea salt
freshly ground black pepper
sweet paprika
dried thyme
1 cup of grated sharp cheddar cheese
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Line a large baking tray (with sides) with several sheets of foil, and drizzle with a bit of oil. Spread the oil out over the pan. Set aside.
Put the sausage rounds, onions and potatoes into a large bowl. Drizzle with a couple tablespoons of olive oil and season to taste with salt, pepper, paprika and dried thyme. Toss together with your hands until everything is evenly distributed. Pour this out onto the baking tray, and spread it out as much as you can.
Place into the heated oven and roast for 45 minutes to an hour, stirring every 15 minutes or so, until the potatoes are golden brown and tender. Turn off the oven. Scatter the cheese over top of the cooked meat and potatoes, Pop back into the oven a few minutes to melt the cheese. Serve immediately.

http www bettycrocker com recipes 4 ingredient pizza…

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A Sandra Lee Favorite! Craving pizza? Just add water to Bisquick® Complete biscuit mix and you’ll make quick work out of a pizza bake that’s in the oven in less than 15 minutes.
Ingredients
2 pouches (7.5 oz each) Bisquick™ Complete buttermilk biscuit mix
1 cup water
1 jar (14 oz) pizza sauce
1 package (8 oz) sliced pepperoni
2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese (8 oz)
Directions
1 Heat oven to 375°F. Spray 13×9-inch (3-quart) glass baking dish with cooking spray. In medium bowl, stir Bisquick mix and water until soft dough forms. Drop half of dough by spoonfuls evenly in bottom of baking dish (dough will not completely cover bottom of dish).
2 Drizzle about 1 cup pizza sauce over dough. Arrange 1/2 of the pepperoni slices evenly over sauce. Top with 1 cup of the cheese. Repeat layers with remaining dough, pizza sauce, pepperoni and cheese.
3 Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until golden brown. Cut into squares to serve.
4-Ingredient Pizza Bake

The questions I never see coming Riley Mom…

The questions I never see coming.
Riley: Mom, what does straight mean?
Me: You mean Straight as in not curvy?
Riley: But all girls are curvy.
…… I can’t wait to get to the end of this one……
UPDATE:
Me: “What did you think they call girls who like boys?”
Riley: hetero – text – uals.