Tag: jokes

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
How does an elf get to Santa’s workshop? By icicle.
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night
What do you call a scary reindeer? A cariboo.
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
 He got 25 days!
What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!
Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters? They keep losing their needles!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
 A Holly Davidson!
What is the name of Santa’s dog? Santa paws!!!
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A Christmas Quacker.
Where does the snowman hide his money? In the snow bank.
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
 Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught!
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
What goes “oh, oh, oh”? Santa walking backwards!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrot?