Keira has been practicing her coyote calls since…
Keira has been practicing her coyote calls since 1 a.m. Doesn’t look like it’s going to end anytime soon.
April 15 2018 and what #Season are we…
Riley Darn I grew out of my Crocs…
Riley: Darn! I grew out of my Crocs.
Mommy: I just got new Crocs.
I don’t want to get all political but…
I don’t want to get all political, but during the last Administration, the seasons were on time.
Me x5 Time to get up for school…
Me x5: Time to get up for school, go get dressed.
Keira x5: Vacation!!
Took 10 year for Keira to understand what Vacation means, but she doesn’t understand it starts at Noon!
Texting with Keira on Hangouts lOl Apparently they…
From the Bathroom Keira I need help please…
From the Bathroom – Keira: I need help please.
Me: Keira, how did you grow out of all your pants overnight?
Keira: Blank stare
Me: Yeah, I don’t know either, kid.
Every pair of size 10 pants are now to small for Keira – yesterday they fit fine. How do kids do that?!?!
The art of coding is really about 80%…
The art of coding is really about 80% looking stuff up on Google.
You can tell the type of Geek by…
You can tell the type of Geek by a persons favorite Star Trek series.
The question is always asked before any discussion about any series starts.
And the question is asked without any pretext.
You simply say: ‘Original Series, TNG or DS9?’
You will receive an immediate answer.
If they say OS then they’re old school hand coders and don’t manage change well.
TNG want to know anything new. Typically early adapters and willing to work with anything that makes coding faster and easier.
DS9 – serious ADD. Not only early adapters, but typically creating the new technology.
We all hand code, talk code and live by Starfleet Regulations.
NOTE: If they say Enterprise or Voyager. They are not Authentic Geeks. They’re Wannabe Geeks, probably only into cosplay, probably more Dungeons & Dragons type. No mad skills.
My girls are Polar Opposites Riley uses the…
My girls are Polar Opposites.
Riley uses the greatest amount of unnecessary words to complete a thought in a sentence, Keira uses the fewest.
I’m not good without power I keep walking…
I’m not good without power. I keep walking around about to flick things on to keep us occupied until the power comes back on – of which we don’t have so I can’t flick things on.
6 am Keira I ready to dress
6 am
Keira: I ready to dress!
Nerd = Someone who loves Books Geek =…
Nerd = Someone who loves Books.
Geek = Someone who Writes Code.
Nerd was probably good in school.
Geek can get email to work on your phone.
Riley Vanessa’s a Neek and I’m a Gerd…
Riley: Vanessa’s a Neek and I’m a Gerd
(Do you get it?)
Conversations with #Amazon #Alexa #echo and #GoogleHome #Typical…
Conversations with #Amazon #Alexa #echo and #GoogleHome #Typical
How Keira’s mind works IHS Which one of…
How Keira’s mind works.
IHS: Which one of these do you eat with?
Keira: The fork has the eat.
IHS which one of these things is wet…
IHS: which one of these things is wet.
Keira: the cup has the wet.
(Correct answer was paint, but her answer was great!)
Keira and now where is that glue stick…
Keira: …. and now where is that glue stick.
(This kid just keeps us laughing)
You never realize how many devices connect to…
You never realize how many devices connect to WiFi until you change the password!
Studying while kids are in school 3 hours…
Studying while kids are in school – 3 hours: notes, project, code – done.
Last 1/2 hour of today’s course after Kids get home – I have stopped 12 times in 30 minutes to deal with something Keira is getting into. And I have been interrupted 4 times by Riley telling me her iCrap won’t connect to our WiFi again!
Wonderful Easter Birthday Retirement party at my parents…
Wonderful Easter/Birthday/Retirement party at my parents house.
….. and again, forgot to take a single picture.
Me What is in your mouth Keira I…
Me: What is in your mouth.
Keira: I must chew on something!
(Fall down laughing)
I have 41 items on my shopping list…
I have 41 items on my shopping list and none of them can be combined to make a meal. Most aren’t even edible.
I put an elastic band around my wrist…
Now all the airing out and touch up…
Starting dinner Clearly I’m making a casserole lOl…
Snippety Shit what Riley calls Snap Chat
Snippety Shit – what Riley calls Snap Chat.












