With 1 large square of her chocolate bar…

With 1 large square of her chocolate bar left, Keira asked “vegetables please”
I made her green beans, gave her a little water so she could make it soup (her favorite).
Keira dumped the water into the bowl then dropped in that last square of chocolate and stirred – very happy little girl with chocolate green bean soup.

We never know exactly what Keira understands since…

We never know exactly what Keira understands since her communications skills are limited to telling us what she wants to eat. Plus everything comes out sounding a little like a robot so when she says something we wonder if it’s scripted.
Me: “Girls, I wasn‘t home today so I need to bake a treat right now for after school snack.”
Keira: “I.Want.Cookie.Dough.Pleeeeeeease.” [shocked she understood]
Me: “It‘s going to take a little while to make cookies.”
Keira: “I.Want.Broc.co.li.Please.”
(Broccoli is 3 words)

Trying to figure this out It takes 40…

Trying to figure this out.
It takes 40 seconds to microwave Keira’s lunch.
That’s 2 hours a year.
The school refuses to microwave Keira’s lunch, because
1. the fuses in the building blow [unlikely according to the Fire Department]
2. if they do it for one child in the district they must do it for all the children in the district.
Other schools in the district do microwave children’s meals. But instead of microwaving Keira’s meal, which I am more than happy to provide to avoid any kind of cross contamination and saving a huge expense for the school district, they are willing to have yet another meeting to figure out how they can provide 1 child who is G/D Free with a hot meal at the cost of the normal hot lunch that the school provides.
I wonder how many hours have been spent coming up with reasons to avoid microwaving 1 child’s meal which her mother is more than willing to provide – I’d love the total cost of those hours, not to mention the additional cost to the school/district for actually providing the meal.