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Are there any Cave People out there who still use IE? If so, UPGRADE!
If we all leave they’ll stop making it or comply with all the decent web browsers.
FireFox – http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
Opera – http://www.opera.com/
Chrome – http://www.google.com/chrome
Safari – http://www.apple.com/safari/ (ICK its apple)
Flock – http://www.flock.com/
The Stats: http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp

trying to figure out this freaking twitter – ICK! WHY?!!??
@stuckathomemom and @messagebubble

Grrr! I can’t believe the South Portland Community Center is Running a SCAM!!
You all know how I feel about scams. If you don’t, allow me to lecture you for several hours on end! And this is a COMMUNITY CENTER!! How dare they!?!?!?!
http://edee2point0.info/img/SouthPortlandSCAM.jpg

*SIGH* I’m the worse mother EVER! Whacked Treasure in the head while playing speed slice with Keeper.

Keeper is upset because Treasure gets to take the bus from school – Anyone have a car seat they want to get rid of?

Jan. 29 National Puzzle Day

I have to go School Shopping for Treasure!!!!!!
Finally got her into a special preschool. YAY!!!

January 28 Fun at Work Day, National Kazoo Day, Gone-ta-pott Day – It’s time to see the humor in a day that’s gone to pott! AND Daisy Day.

Code to live by: target=”_blank”

http://www.fiverr.com/users/stuckathomemom/gigs/send-you-directions-on-how-to-make-your-facebook-status-updates-invisible-to-some-of-your-not-so-friendly-friends-like-your-boss

kerosene was mistakenly contaminated with gasoline: http://www.wcsh6.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=146133&catid=2

So glad I kept Keeper home from school for a few hours, she was such a big help with Treasure this morning (unintentional result, but still). She was able to keep Treasure happy and quiet while I made many many phone calls. Keeper is the BEST Treasure sitter ever! I’m going to have to get her something Very Very special.

January 27 Happy ………
1) Chocolate Cake Day
2) Punch the Clock Day
3) Thomas Crapper Day! – invention of the flush toilet / toilet game fun!
4) Squirrel Appreciation Day – we are encouraged to honor squirrels!
5) Compliment Day

Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don’t know anyone, or even if you’ve heard of someone who doesn’t know anyone, then do still copy this. It’s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥ … for crap’s sake don’t forget the hearts!

TONE OF VOICE IS EVERYTHING: Good morning, this is eDee, but daughter is Keeper and she’ll be in school when the roads are clear or at least clearer!
Other end: OK.
**Now off to RIP CDS a NEW ONE!!!** Being nice hasn’t gotten me anywhere. LETS SEE HOW THEY LIKE THE BITCH!!!!!

I WANT A SNOW DAY – DARN IT!!!!

http://sharing.theflip.com/session/cf992f843593bb50c05722228f9bd66e/video/40016341

Oh toe hurts want to cry real tears!!

Today show: most 2-5 y/o can open their favorite phone app, but can’t tie their shoes.
OMGosh!! My kids are so far behind – neither of them can open a phone app!! That will change TODAY!!

After careful consideration (lurking through cupboards realizing we‘re low on treats) I have come to the conclusion that I cannot wait until after the storm to go shopping (sigh) but I’m only getting to get necessities – darn it!

If at any point my profile starts posting those “I can see who is viewing my profile” statuses please let me know so I can block that app. It’s now popping up on people’s profiles who never clicked on it!

January 26 Happy Spouse’s Day

Tomorrow I’m calling the DR and whine – I’m such a sissy!!

Anyone need the Google Analytics plugin installed? I’ve done it a dozen times tonight, get me while I’m hot!

I’ve been sitting here for nearly an hour looking up recipes and have decided to put off shopping until after the storm. We have milk, bread, pot pie, hot chocolate mix and I’m making cookies – Pfff, what else could we possibly need? Shopping can wait till Friday, Keira and I are going to make COOKIES NOW!!! Bye all!

I’m sorry we can‘t make it then. I sent in that paperwork. I’m calling to confirm the time and day. You’re going to send the paperwork, thank you.That conflicts with therapy. Let me confirm my address. Why do you need our insurance card? We need to correct the spelling of her name (pause) both names. I did received your email, I have some questions. Thank you so much you’ve been very helpful.

My ERK of the day!
There r 4 H/C parking spots, 7 H/C kids, all the kids get out at the same time. Parents of the average kids park in the H/C spots and say “I‘m only going to be here for a minute” Really dirt bag?!?! The parents of the H/C kids need to be there that same minute!
Then they piss and moan because there is limited parking! EVEN MORE REASON for you to stay out of those spots!