April

Month: April
* National Humor Month
* International Guitar Month
* Keep America Beautiful Month
* Lawn and Garden Month
* Poetry Month
* National Pecan Month
* National Welding Month
* Records and Information Management Month
* Stress Awareness Month
* Sexual Assault Awareness Month
Weekly Celebrations:
* Week 1 Library Week
* Week 1 Read a Road Map Week.
* Week 2 Garden Week
* Week 3 Organize Your Files Week
* Week 3 Medical Labs Week
* Week 4 Administrative Assistants Week
* Week 4 National Karaoke Week
Each Day:
1 April Fool’s Day
1 International Fun at Work Day
1 International Tatting Day
1 National Walk to Work Day – first Friday of month
2 Children’s Book Day
2 National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
2 Reconciliation Day
3 Don’t Go to Work Unless it’s Fun Day – we know your decision
3 Tweed Day
4 Hug a Newsman Day
4 Walk Around Things Day
4 School Librarian Day
4 Tell a Lie Day
5 Go for Broke Day
6 Plan Your Epitaph Day – a little morbid if you ask me
6 Sorry Charlie Day
7 Caramel Popcorn Day – Most likely created by a popcorn maker, or an Ecard company.
7 No Housework Day
7 World Health Day
8 All is Ours Day
8 Draw a Picture of a Bird Day
9 Name Yourself Day
9 Winston Churchill Day
10 Golfer’s Day
10 National Siblings Day
11 Eight Track Tape Day – do you remember those?
11 Barbershop Quartet Day
11 National Submarine Day
12 Big Wind Day – this day blows me away!
12 Russian Cosmonaut Day
13 Blame Someone Else Day
13 Scrabble Day
14 Ex Spouse Day
14 International Moment of Laughter Day
14 Look up at the Sky Day – don’t you have anything better to do?
14 National Pecan Day
14 Reach as High as You Can Day
15 Rubber Eraser Day
15 Titanic Remembrance Day
16 National Eggs Benedict Day
16 National Librarian Day
16 National Stress Awareness Day
17 Blah, Blah, Blah Day
17 National Cheeseball Day
17 Pet Owners Independence Day
18 International Juggler’s Day – also applies to multi tasking office workers
18 Newspaper Columnists Day
18 Patriot’s Day – third Monday of the month
19 National Garlic Day
20 Look Alike Day
20 Volunteer Recognition Day
21 Kindergarten Day
21 National High Five Day third Thursday
22 Girl Scout Leader Day
22 National Jelly Bean Day
23 Lover’s Day
23 National Zucchini Bread Day – they hold this at a time when you are not sick of all that zucchini.
23 Take a Chance Day
23 World Laboratory Day
24 Pig in a Blanket Day
25 Dyngus Day always the Monday after Easter
25 East meets West Day
25 World Penguin Day
26 Executive Admin’s Day (Secretary’s Day)
26 Hug an Australian Day
26 National Pretzel Day
26 Richter Scale Day
27 Babe Ruth Day
27 National Prime Rib Day
27 Tell a Story Day
28 Great Poetry Reading Day
28 Kiss Your Mate Day – guys, do not forget this one. Kiss her, then read her some poetry.
29 Greenery Day
29 National Shrimp Scampi Day
30 Hairstyle Appreciation Day
30 National Honesty Day
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Day Observances
• Be Kind to Spiders Week – April
• Publicity Stunt Week–April 1-7
• National Read a Road Map Week – April 4-10
• April Fool’s Day – (April 1) –
• National Fun Day – April 1
• Sorry Charlie Day – April 1
• Scoop the poop week – April
• Don’t Go to Work Unless it’s Fun Day – April 3
• Tweed Day – April 3
• World Rat Day – April 4
• Rubber Eraser Day – April 5
• No Housework Day – April 7
• Draw a picture of a bird day – April 8
• All is Ours Day-April 8
• Name Yourself Day – April 9
• National Cherish An Antique Day – April 9
• International Louie Louie Day – April 11
• Eight-track Tape Day – April 11
• Walk on your wild side Day – April 12
• Look Up at the Sky Day – April 12
• Big Wind Day – April 12
• Ex Spouse Day – April 14
• National Be Kind to Layers Day – April 14
• That Sucks Day – April 15
• High Five Day – April 16
• Wear your pajamas to work day – April 16
• Blah Blah Blah Day – April 17
• Hanging Out Day – April 19
• National Pot Smokers Day – April 20 – see below
• Look A Like Day – April 20
• National Jelly Bean Day – April 22
• April Showers Day – (April 22)
• International Nose Picking Day – April 23
• Talk Like Shakespeare Day – April 23
• Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day – April 24
• Sense of Smell Day – last Saturday
• National Pet Parent’s Day – April 25
• Red Hat Society Day – April 25
• Hug An Australian Day – April 26
• Take our daughters & sons to work day – April 26
• Morse Code Day – April 27
• Gone-ta-pott Day – April 28
• National Hairball Awareness Day – April 30
• National Honesty Day – April 30
• Spank Out Day – April 3
• Blame Someone Else Day – the first Friday the 13th annually

April is Autism Awareness Month

April is Autism Awareness Month.
However, if you live with Autism, pretty much you’re aware of it every moment.
I don’t like telling people my daughter is autistic. It’s not that I’m ashamed, it’s that, just like every autistic child, she’s less complicated once you get to know her.
First, many people give me the look of “Oh you think you‘re special because you‘re part of ‘that‘ group. You want us to treat you special.”
Well, no, actually its more of a warning that if we visit your home my daughter may eat your cat – just say’n. {sarcasm}
*sigh*
Then it’s the image that she’s going to be screaming, flopping around on the floor and biting the other children.
No, she’s not going to scream, flop or bite anymore than any other 3 year old. (BTW, I was a biter at age 4!)
*sigh*
So I must go into the abridged explanation as to not lose their attention, but be informative at the same time.
“She‘s just like every other 3 year old, she just can‘t communicate, she doesn‘t understand language. Oh and she chews on everything.”
That leads to “Well, that doesn‘t sound like Autism”
Really? I thought so too, however the 50 or so therapists and doctors with various degrees of degrees, disagree.
*sigh*
Then, like every other child on the planet, she makes a liar out of me as she looks them in the eyes and says “I like a kitty”
“You said she couldn‘t talk”
No, what I said was ‘she can’t communicate’ – she can talk.
This only calls into question my parenting skills, since the child can speak, but can’t ask for a cookie.
To make myself feel better and because I know where this conversation is leading, I add “She can also Read, Spell, Write, Count, and use Sign Language.”
At this point, I am informed that I need a second opinion because “Clearly she is some kind of brilliant savant.”
*sigh*
As if brilliant savants don’t come with their own lists of complicated issues.
Times where I don’t need to give great amount of detail, I will say “My daughter is special needs”
But that tends to imply she’s in a wheel chair, it’s not very accurate. She doesn’t use any special equipment, she doesn’t “need” you to do anything special for her (other then hide anything of valuable, breakable and/or small).
I’m trying out “Differently-Abled.” It makes me sound snotty and people tend to listen to more than when I say “Autistic.”

April is Autism Awareness Month

April is Autism Awareness Month.
However, if you live with Autism, pretty much you’re aware of it every moment.
I don’t like telling people my daughter is autistic. It’s not that I’m ashamed, it’s that, just like every autistic child, she’s less complicated once you get to know her.
First, many people give me the look of “Oh you think you‘re special because you‘re part of ‘that‘ group. You want us to treat you special.”
Well, no, actually its more of a warning that if we visit your home my daughter may eat your cat – just say’n. {sarcasm}
*sigh*
Then it’s the image that she’s going to be screaming, flopping around on the floor and biting the other children.
No, she’s not going to scream, flop or bite anymore than any other 3 year old. (BTW, I was a biter at age 4!)
*sigh*
So I must go into the abridged explanation as to not lose their attention, but be informative at the same time.
“She‘s just like every other 3 year old, she just can‘t communicate, she doesn‘t understand language. Oh and she chews on everything.”
That leads to “Well, that doesn‘t sound like Autism”
Really? I thought so too, however the 50 or so therapists and doctors with various degrees of degrees, disagree.
*sigh*
Then, like every other child on the planet, she makes a liar out of me as she looks them in the eyes and says “I like a kitty”
“You said she couldn‘t talk”
No, what I said was ‘she can’t communicate’ – she can talk.
This only calls into question my parenting skills, since the child can speak, but can’t ask for a cookie.
To make myself feel better and because I know where this conversation is leading, I add “She can also Read, Spell, Write, Count, and use Sign Language.”
At this point, I am informed that I need a second opinion because “Clearly she is some kind of brilliant savant.”
*sigh*
As if brilliant savants don’t come with their own lists of complicated issues.
Times where I don’t need to give great amount of detail, I will say “My daughter is special needs”
But that tends to imply she’s in a wheel chair, it’s not very accurate. She doesn’t use any special equipment, she doesn’t “need” you to do anything special for her (other then hide anything of valuable, breakable and/or small).
I’m trying out “Differently-Abled.” It makes me sound snotty and people tend to listen to more than when I say “Autistic.”

BREAKING NEWS:..The Pity Train has just …

BREAKING NEWS:..The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin’. If you like this, re-post it. If you don’t…suck it up princess! Life doesn’t revolve around you!!

BREAKING NEWS:..The Pity Train has just …

BREAKING NEWS:..The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin’. If you like this, re-post it. If you don’t…suck it up princess! Life doesn’t revolve around you!!

We are firing on Gadhafi’s people/forces…

We are firing on Gadhafi’s people/forces to stop him from firing on his people, but the UN states Gadhafi himself is not a target. And the people Gadhafi was firing on, took yesterday off – Did we need them out of the way so we could fire on the others so Gadhafi wouldn’t? Seriously?

March 21 Fragrance Day I will wish NO ON…

March 21 Fragrance Day
I will wish NO ONE a happy fragrance day – of all the stupid things to celebrate. Worthless fragrances have made my mere existence miserable.
If I had my way I would wipe fragrances off the face of the earth.
My short list: #1 Lilacs – gone, #2 a perfume called Plum – gone, #3 Spring – GONE, #4 Pets would be de-allergied, #5 Peanuts – de-alleried. Any more than a sprits of anything would be condemn to a public shower, clothing and all.