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PBHT pbht pbht (sound you make when you blow air through your lips – kinda like a raspberry)

Has decided to live life by one rule.. If it happens it happens.

Attn: All units! Be on the look out for my mind, it’s out there lost & alone! It’s unarmed but with out it’s medication so should still be considered dangerous!

Do you know what is interesting about those passages ALL the others before and after it read “‘Do not have sexual relations with…..” But the one that is always quoted reads: “‘Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.” then after that verse (Leviticus 18:22) it goes right back to “‘Do not have sexual relations with…..” And it doesn’t say a MAN shouldn’t lie with a man, it just says don’t do it.
I wonder why everyone thinks its men that shouldn’t lie with a man. Maybe a woman shouldn’t lie with a man the way she would with a woman.
http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2011/07/photos-brute-inequality-in-the-streets-of-manhattan.html

Beyond Ugly

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.” ~ William Gibson
(Thank you Mary!)

I was going to complain about how hot it is… then I and I realized that at least: 1) it isn’t 130 degrees; 2) I’m not 5,700 miles from home; 3) I’m not dressed in a full BDU uniform & helmet, carrying 70+ lbs.; 4) there is very little chance that anyone will shoot at me or that I might drive over a bomb in the road today! Thanks to all who serve !!! Re-Post if you agree!

Dear Heavenly Father,
THANK YOU that it is Not snowing!
~eDee

AH! You are 4! And you run around naked most of the time – I find NO REASON why you need to lock the bathroom door!

Our New Barf Bucket!!

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

A real woman: always keeps her house clean and organized, laundry basket always empty, always well dressed, hair done, never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations, has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone. Post this as your status if you, too, have just realized that you might be a man….

☻/ღ˚ •。* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* 。 ღ˛° 。* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ 。
/▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚HELLO! ** I am the FRIGGIN’ HAPPINESS FAIRY ~♥~˚ ✰*
/ \ ˚. ★ *˛ ˚♥I’ve sprinkled happy dust on your wall.✰˚* ˚ ★ღ ˚. ★ *˛
˚♥* So Smile dammit. This crap is expensive!! !✰˚ ˚ღ。* ˛˚
♥…pass it on…♥

Why are people afraid of Muslims, gays and immigrants?
Everyone is just trying to get through the day.
Why are people not afraid of Geeks and Nerds? You should be terrified of us! We’re intelligent, we’re clever, we’re cunning, and we’re everywhere, from the lowliest cashier to the King of Jordan. Oh well. This gives us more time to enact our global takeover.

Dear Phone Company,
WHY do you insist on leaving a phone book at the end of my drive way several times a year. I Don’t Have a Phone! Shouldn’t that exclude me from receiving the sacrament of the tree?

Why is it only the Ignorant Republican Woman run for President?
Can’t we get a candidate who’s not a National Embarrassment.