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That moment when you open a cold refreshing…

That moment when you open a cold refreshing flavored Seagram’s ginger ale on a hot day, only to take six or seven big gulps and then realize it’s not ginger ale …… and you haven’t had alcohol in about 8 years.

I am so tone deaf that most of…

I am so tone-deaf that most of Genesis music sounds the same to me.

Keira Where’s the body Really WHAT are they…

Keira: Where’s the body?
(Really. WHAT are they teaching her in school.?

I found the heating pad and my new…

I found the heating pad and my new uniform came – Day Made!
Coder Uniform – Hoodie.

Only I can hurt my back stretching before…

Only I can hurt my back stretching before exercising.

Riley announced during Sunday dinner that she is…

Riley announced during Sunday dinner that she is now a Week Day Vegetarian.
This shouldn’t be hard since we have been Week Day Vegetarians at home for 6 months, she just hasn’t noticed.
This is more difficult at school since the only non-meet choice is cheese pizza.

Whatever you have to say say it in…

Whatever you have to say, say it in 15 seconds!

Keira This is Papa Papa is white Apparently…

Keira: This is Papa. Papa is white.
(Apparently Papa is also naked)

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Four new Keira drawings

Keira wants to go to Dollar General and…

Keira wants to go to Dollar General and get body wash.
Really, I have no idea what goes on in that kids head. She’s like the four main characters of New Girl in one person.

4 of Keira’s latest drawings I wonder if…

4 of Keira’s latest drawings.
I wonder if she knows what the earth is.

IHS So Keira what do you think Keira…

IHS: So Keira, what do you think?
Keira: I was born in China.

Allergy Attack Update it has moved to my…

Allergy Attack Update: it has moved to my chest.
….. and something happened to my recliner so I can’t sleep sitting up. This may require a prescription.

A different bus picked Keira up this morning…

A different bus picked Keira up this morning. She was all smiles – New Adventure!

Me Where’s your backpack Keira I don’t see…

Me: Where’s your backpack?
Keira: I don’t see it.
What? Good job!

Allergy Update Not better

Allergy Update: Not better.

Allergy Season Officially Started at 1:25pm this afternoon…

Allergy Season Officially Started at 1:25pm this afternoon.
God Help Me!

This is what happens at our house if…

This is what happens at our house if you’re a little punk and you rock your chair. Daddy screws a platform to the bottom.

Keira looks at me The die is…

Keira looks at me: “The die is cast.”
My response: “Seriously? Your grandmother says she has plenty of dressing for your salad.”
What are they teaching her in school? Come on! It’s a public school and she’s in the #Autism Room.

Thank God my Mum is cool with the…

Thank God my Mum is cool with the kids choosing her Mother’s Day Gift.
Keira insisted on going to Target to get socks for Nana Sue. She even knew where they were!!

We never know exactly what Keira picks up on or understands. She gets the idea of gift giving, but what Sue said and what Keira picked up on that made her think that Socks were a perfect gift for her Nana, we may never know.