Keira REALLY I make 1 phone call every…

Keira! REALLY???
I make 1 phone call every day and the ONLY reason that person gets a phone call is because he’s Nearly Blind, Nearly Deaf and Nearly 80! – Anyone else would be required to text me.
ANYWAY! I’m making my nightly phone call and we’re chatting about the day when Keira starts singing “Put a Diaper on and Pee Pee in the Diaper. Gotta Put a Diaper on and Pee Pee in the Diaper. Ah no wipe.” As if it’s the top 40.
I say my good byes, hung up and turn around to see that Keira has gone into the bathroom, put on one of her night time pullups and Peed In It!!! It would have been easier to just pee in the toilet – the pullups are behind it!