Category: Status

Well ladies, I have to admit you were all right. People will pay me to teach them what I’ve been teaching people for free for years.
I’m shocked – some people are willing to pay me $20 per answer.
They’d be shocked to know that normally I just Google their question and copy and paste the answer

Feb 1 National Freedom Day

My life is a Star Trek Parity.
Keeper found a fly shivering to death in the snow. Flies, our enemy, she can’t leave it outside to die, she brings it in & warms it up. Now it’s healthy – we have a healthy fly! We can’t stick it back out in the cold, so now we have to FEED IT!
I named it Hugh!

Cave People still using IE – lend me your eyes! READ THIS!
Microsoft warns on browser flaw
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12325139
Microsoft has told users to protect themselves against a ‘critical’ security loophole in its Internet Explorer browser.

Who am I supposed to be doing what for tonight.
Harry’s Law is on at 10, but I can code and watch. (luckily this show moves a little slower than Nate’s last show – where the closed captioning couldn’t keep up.)

Thank you Sharron: Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need are 2 hearts and a diamond. Later, you want a fucking club and a spade.
{my profile is an over 21 profile, if your kids see this, it’s your fault}

Cave People still using IE – lend me your eyes! READ THIS!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12325139

I remember something like this in high school algebra

Just saw the forecast, looks like I’ll be bring Treasure to her first day of school in at least an inch of snow – lol Of course, it’s Treasure, it has to be an adventure!

For years Republicans have been complaining that they are “sick of paying for everyone” Now the Democrats insist that everyone have insurance and Republican are complaining that is unconstitutional?

beating head against wall
To QUOTE Keith: To be completely honest, I think we will see two day storm totals (Tuesday and Wednesday’s shots combined) in excess of 20″ in spots across Southern Maine. (But putting numbers like that on a map this far ahead of time is downright reckless :-)).

Jan 31 Happy Backward Day
Happy Inspire Your Heart with Art Day
Happy Hell is Freezing over Day – pull out old lists of things you were going to do {I’m feeling this one today}

Are there any Cave People out there who still use IE? If so, UPGRADE!
If we all leave they’ll stop making it or comply with all the decent web browsers.
FireFox – http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
Opera – http://www.opera.com/
Chrome – http://www.google.com/chrome
Safari – http://www.apple.com/safari/ (ICK its apple)
Flock – http://www.flock.com/
The Stats: http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.asp

trying to figure out this freaking twitter – ICK! WHY?!!??
@stuckathomemom and @messagebubble

Grrr! I can’t believe the South Portland Community Center is Running a SCAM!!
You all know how I feel about scams. If you don’t, allow me to lecture you for several hours on end! And this is a COMMUNITY CENTER!! How dare they!?!?!?!
http://edee2point0.info/img/SouthPortlandSCAM.jpg

*SIGH* I’m the worse mother EVER! Whacked Treasure in the head while playing speed slice with Keeper.

Keeper is upset because Treasure gets to take the bus from school – Anyone have a car seat they want to get rid of?

Jan. 29 National Puzzle Day

I have to go School Shopping for Treasure!!!!!!
Finally got her into a special preschool. YAY!!!

January 28 Fun at Work Day, National Kazoo Day, Gone-ta-pott Day – It’s time to see the humor in a day that’s gone to pott! AND Daisy Day.

Code to live by: target=”_blank”

http://www.fiverr.com/users/stuckathomemom/gigs/send-you-directions-on-how-to-make-your-facebook-status-updates-invisible-to-some-of-your-not-so-friendly-friends-like-your-boss

kerosene was mistakenly contaminated with gasoline: http://www.wcsh6.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=146133&catid=2

So glad I kept Keeper home from school for a few hours, she was such a big help with Treasure this morning (unintentional result, but still). She was able to keep Treasure happy and quiet while I made many many phone calls. Keeper is the BEST Treasure sitter ever! I’m going to have to get her something Very Very special.

January 27 Happy ………
1) Chocolate Cake Day
2) Punch the Clock Day
3) Thomas Crapper Day! – invention of the flush toilet / toilet game fun!
4) Squirrel Appreciation Day – we are encouraged to honor squirrels!
5) Compliment Day

Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don’t know anyone, or even if you’ve heard of someone who doesn’t know anyone, then do still copy this. It’s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥ … for crap’s sake don’t forget the hearts!