Category: Status

OUCH! That stings!
{Oil!}

Pray the Gay Away video: http://www.oprah.com/own-our-america-lisa-ling/Our-America-with-Lisa-Ling-Pray-the-Gay-Away-FULL-EPISODE?FB=fb_ouramerica_031011
{Just be Yourself!}

March 11 Johnny Appleseed Day
AND Worship of Tools Day {that can be taken in SO MANY ways}

LIGHT BULB!

New Voice Mail Message:
Hello,
Thank you for calling.
Please leave your Name, Text Message Number and Short message after the beep.
For a faster response, please text your message to this number.
Thank you and have a blessed day.

March 10 Middle Name Pride Day
Also Anniversary of the First Phone Call
AND Mario Day

March 9 Happy Panic Day
AND Get over it day!

March 8 Be Nasty Day
AND International (Working) Women’s Day
AND • Learn What Your name Means Day (possibility it could be the 10 – not sure)

March 7 National Crown Roast of Pork Day

There is some advantage to having unfinished walls.
It doesn’t matter when your 3 year old gets her hands on a permanent marker.

MARCH 4 Employee Appreciation Day first Friday in March
AND Holy Experiment Day {someone I need ideas!!}
AND Hug a GI Day
AND Toy Soldier Day
AND National Salesperson Day – first Friday in the month
AND Courageous Follower Day

I just broke my first REAL PINE BOARD!! – non-re-break-able kind!!

Feb 3 HAPPY I Want You to be Happy Day
AND If Pets Had Thumbs Day
AND National Anthem Day
AND Peach Blossom Day

I can’t figure out which colors I want for my new theme
This is the color scheme:

Darker Pink w/ Green

Pink on Pink

What colors should I put where?
The theme is sitting on my test domain @ http://how2fakeit.com/ where I’m doing my editing. I’ll move it once it’s finished.

Here are the normal boobs ( . )( . ), the silicone boobs ( + )( + ), the perfect boobs (o)(o). Some boobs are cold (^)(^), and some boobs belong to grandmothers ././ And let’s not forget the very large boobs (o Y o), and the very small boobs (.)(.), and lastly the asymmetrical boobs (•)(.). We love them all! Post this message on your wall and say ┌П┐(_)┌П┐ to breast cancer ♥
2 Forms of ID

Got Roxanne Ritchi hair cut, still resembles Dorothy Hamill

….was glad Treasure woke me up at 3 am, I was dreaming about “taxation without representation.”

…….is missing much of her hair! YAY!!!!

Husband: I have in my day planner that our anniversary is next year.
And he’s right LOL

March 1 National Pig Day {this is for you Nancee}
AND Peanut Butter Lovers’ Day
AND Beer Day
AND Plan a Solo Vacation Day
AND Refired, Not Retired Day

Today I learned how to replace windshield wipers on the truck, plow the drive way and that I can’t add coolant unless I climb INTO the engine compartment. These are all good things to know, terrible to learn during hail.

If you would just give me 5 minutes of peace I could meet all your demands!

Feb 28 Happy Public Sleeping Day
AND Floral Design Day
AND National Tooth Fairy Day (and/or August 22}
AND Gone-ta-pott Day (Haven’t we had one of these already this month?)

Feb 27 Happy No Brainer Day – this day is for me!
AND Polar Bear Day

Good afternoon, just a friendly warning I will be spamming twitter for the next 10 minutes. If you are currently logged into twitter and follow me, this would be a good time for a pee break.

I’m anti-abortion, but Pro-Choice – you can be both.
If we allow our government to take away one choice, we give them permission to take away any choice.
It’s ok to be anti-abortion, but when you become anti-choice you become an Iranian Dictator. {another Phil inspired status update – thank you!}

If you are a vehicle traveling at light speed, what happens when you turn on your headlights?

During vacation week the girls and I went rock climbing, pitch a tent, went camping, caught butterflies, hiked a million miles, did far to much sword play, danced at a grand ball, opened a restaurant, raced to the moon, went go carting and we rarely left the living room.
Keeper: Mom, I don’t want to go back to school.
Mom: Then you bet…ter open a bed & breakfast next.