Category: Status
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or…
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.” ~ William Gibson
(Thank you Mary!)
I was going to complain about how hot…
I was going to complain about how hot it is… then I and I realized that at least: 1) it isn’t 130 degrees; 2) I’m not 5,700 miles from home; 3) I’m not dressed in a full BDU uniform & helmet, carrying 70+ lbs.; 4) there is very little chance that anyone will shoot at me or that I might drive over a bomb in the road today! Thanks to all who serve !!! Re-Post if you agree!
Dear Heavenly Father THANK YOU that it is…
Dear Heavenly Father,
THANK YOU that it is Not snowing!
~eDee
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AH You are 4 And you run around…
AH! You are 4! And you run around naked most of the time – I find NO REASON why you need to lock the bathroom door!
Our New Barf Bucket
No matter how much you push the envelope…
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
A real woman always keeps her house clean…
A real woman: always keeps her house clean and organized, laundry basket always empty, always well dressed, hair done, never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations, has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone. Post this as your status if you, too, have just realized that you might be a man….
Melatonin Night 1 Treasure got up this morning…
Melatonin Night 1.
Treasure got up this morning at 11pm last night.
After sanding drywall all day, I gave in at 4am, Gave Her a Chocolate Candy bar and she was OUT IN 5 MINUTES.
Of course now she’ll be banging her head and not making eye contact all day, but our house isn’t safe for her right now and I was about to pass out.
Treasure 1 – Melatonin ZIP!!!
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Working on the dining room today
Working on the dining room today







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Why are people afraid of Muslims gays and…
Why are people afraid of Muslims, gays and immigrants?
Everyone is just trying to get through the day.
Why are people not afraid of Geeks and Nerds? You should be terrified of us! We’re intelligent, we’re clever, we’re cunning, and we’re everywhere, from the lowliest cashier to the King of Jordan. Oh well. This gives us more time to enact our global takeover.
Let It Be Known Thus Far and Wide…
Let It Be Known Thus Far and Wide, From Hither to Thither – I Shalt Drop Kickith Ye Old Potty Chair to Yon! For on this day, the second and last child of the Bruns accomplished numeral I and numeral ll on the ‘fine ladies’ privy.
MUAH = kissing noise lol
MUAH = kissing noise! lol
Keira has been trying to figure out the…
Keira has been trying to figure out the toilet all week.
She would put the Dora seat on the toilet, then sit on her potty and pee.
BUT TONIGHT she put the seat on the toilet and actually used it!!
THEN she put her hands into the toilet to wash them. LOLOL
Dear Phone Company WHY do you insist on…
Dear Phone Company,
WHY do you insist on leaving a phone book at the end of my drive way several times a year. I Don’t Have a Phone! Shouldn’t that exclude me from receiving the sacrament of the tree?
Why is it only the Ignorant Republican Woman…
Why is it only the Ignorant Republican Woman run for President?
Can’t we get a candidate who’s not a National Embarrassment.
Today’s form performed to Destiny’s Child Independent Women
Today’s form performed to Destiny’s Child – Independent Women
How often does your website give you a…
How often does your website give you a happy little stroke!!
The goal – add 1 tag to 3 posts. 2 hours later!!!!
I have interviewed people over the years…
“I have interviewed people over the years who have gone through this treatment,” he said. “And even the ones who claim that they are no longer gay, when you really push them, they will admit that every day they still have the fantasies, they still have the thoughts. They just are forcing themselves not to act on what appears to be their natural inclination … it’s also based on this notion that this is somehow a choice, which there’s no evidence of.” ~Anderson Cooper
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/13/anderson-cooper-takes-mic_n_897030.html
A “Good” Christian will tell you “Sex Offenders also must fight off urges and fantasies because abusing is within their nature. And that Men must fight off urges and fantasies to “take up” with a woman who is not his wife because that is within his nature – but The Bible tells us {insert favorite misinterpreted scripture here} bla bla bla.”
I can argue either side and I see flaws with both arguments – but the truth is, there is No Cure. Regardless of your feelings on the subject Gays are not hurting anyone. They are productive members of our world, raise wonderful happy well adjusted children and they are not going anywhere.
My God never taught anyone to hate – Love One Another.
If you’re going to quote scripture, don’t forget 1st John 4 7&8 (look it up).
A “Good” Christian will say “Oh you’re taking this wrong, I don’t hate anyone.” 1 John 3:18 Dear children, let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in truth.
Do you see the path in front of you?
If your path leads you to justify the words “I don‘t hate anyone” {words I’ve had to eat} I can tell you from experience, you may need to reexamine your path.
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This mornings TaeKwonDo form to music Taegeu…
This mornings TaeKwonDo form to music – “Taegeu Ee Jang” to If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback
“Things turn out best for the people who…
“Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.” — Art Linkletter
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