Yesterday I sorted out all of Riley’s toys, but didn’t have time to find homes for everything.
Me: Riley, I need you to come out here and watch Keira while I shovel the stairs.
Riley: Mom, you can’t be serious. You just found all my toys!
Me: Riley, they were in your toy box.
Riley: But MOM, I didn’t know that.
I guess, I can give her a little bit more time to play with her toys lol
Tag: Keeper
Just this morning Now this is a fashion…
Just this morning ……



Now this is a fashion statement

Only Keira could manage this!

Took the girls to family swim tonight WOW…
Took the girls to family swim tonight – WOW Fun was had by all.
Riley grabbed some bubbles and went right in like she owned the place – even swam without the bubbles for daddy before we left. Such a big girl, walked into to the women’s changing room all by herself to come find Keira and I as we were getting ready to leave.
Keira has no fear – luckily she had bubbles on, because she got half way down the ramp and jumped in!
Another time, Tim sat her on the side to rest and she jumped in and went completely under – and showed no signs of slowing down.
She gives you a look as if to say “Just give me a second to stop choking and I’ll be ready to go again”
But when she was ready to leave, she was ready! and she’s been fussy ever since. She wants to go to bed, we’ve put her there 3 times and she keeps getting up cranky – course she was up all night last night – so Over the Top Tired.
Half hour before we leave for school ………
Half hour before we leave for school ……..
Riley: Mooooooooom? Where are all my red, white and blue clothes?
Me: Why?
Riley: I have to wear my colors to school
Me: Your colors? Have you joined a street gang?
Riley: A what? No! It’s Patriots Day!
Me: No, I don’t think so, I’m pretty sure you’d have that off.
Riley: Yes, it is. And I have to wear my colors, I’m not tall enough to be a giant.
*Light Bulb!*
Yes, I’m proud to say “I am That Mom!” The mom who keeps iron on transfers and white t-shirts on hand, just for these emergencies.

Me What are you reading Riley The Bi…
Me: What are you reading?
Riley: The Bi-ronic-als of Super Diaper Baby
Family Sledding day Keira insisted on walking up…
Family Sledding day.
Keira insisted on walking up the hill herself – she did a great job.
Riley is fearless! Sliding down the hill wanting to go faster and faster.
I walk into the living room to find…
I walk into the living room to find Riley sitting reverse Indian style in the middle of the floor, watching her most favorite person on TV, Tom Bergeron, she looks up at me and asks “Mom, is this how you levitate?”

Riley Mom does this make my butt look…
Riley: Mom, does this make my butt look big?
Me: Yes.
Riley: As big as yours?
Riley: Mom, does this make my butt look big?
Me: NO!
Riley: Let’s try that again. Does this make my butt look big?
Since Riley completed the second grade spelling list…
Since Riley completed the second grade spelling list the second week of school, her spelling words are now words she misspells in her writing assignments. This week she had Machine, Stinky, Ping Pong, Sling Shot – just to name a few.
Do I have the only 7 y o…
Do I have the only 7 y/o who reads Mental Floss and understands it?
different
My kids are different.
*Keira spent an hour screeching because she wanted Broccoli – a brownie wouldn’t pacify. Daddy went back out tonight to get broccoli so we wouldn’t have 5 hours of screeching at 2am.
*As part of Riley’s homework she’s supposed to read every night – she’s writing a book.
Riley Keeper
Riley: The guidance counselor came into class today.
Me: What did she talk about?
Riley: Mind Control.
Riley The guidance counselor came into class today…
Riley: The guidance counselor came into class today.
Me: What did she talk about?
Riley: Mind Control.
Riley Quote of the day MOM Look…
Riley Quote of the day “MOM! Look at the Boobs on that dude!”
School Picture 2011
School Picture 2011

Riley got her Yellow Belt tonight
Riley got her Yellow Belt tonight!
Reason 501 why I love TaeKwonDo Riley was…
Reason 501 why I love TaeKwonDo – Riley was being Little Miss Whiny Diva Drama Queen this morning – sighing every time she had to do anything.
I got sick of it and told her to do 15 push ups! That’s what they do in TKD – she didn’t give it a second thought – she just did them and stopped whining! lol
Phone Rings at 1:45pm Riley Mom I…
Phone Rings at 1:45pm.
Riley: “Mom, I want you to pick me up earlier than 2?”
Me: “You mean right now?”
Riley: “No Mom! Not Now! Just earlier than 2.”
Congratulations to Riley the first to use the…
Congratulations to Riley – the first to use the NEW Barf Bucket!
She was a little upset she wasn’t able to make it to the “What the HECK did you eat” mark. But I told her you’ll have a second chance!
{SideNote: So GLAD I didn‘t make her go to TKD tonight lol}
Took Keeper to Chuck E Cheese this morning…
Took Keeper to Chuck E Cheese this morning – and fun was had by all!
130 tickets! Also picked up a new Scooby Wii game at Target and 2 birthday gifts for Treasure. It was a busy morning/early afternoon.
Riley AWWWWWW BUG Me RILEY You break boards…
Riley: AWWWWWW BUG!!!!
Me: RILEY! You break boards with your bare feet! You are learning to take people out with your hands!
Riley: Mom, it’s a Bug – not People!
Me Keeper You’re getting a shower tonight Keeper…
Me: Keeper, You’re getting a shower tonight.
Keeper: GASP! Mom, It’s Summer Vacation!
Teacher Keeper isn’t doing well in Math School…
Teacher: Keeper isn’t doing well in Math.
School: Tested her for everything.
Test results: Above Average – Above Superior.
Me: Keeper, why aren’t you finishing your Math work?
Keeper: I’m talking with my friends. It’s Boring.
Schools solution: Give her MORE time to finish work.
My solution: 3 pages of Math per day over the summer!
Keeper’s White Belt Toes
Keeper’s White Belt Toes

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http://goo.gl/doodle/YAvY
All those children standing nice and tall than…
All those children standing nice and tall – than there’s MY KID!
Yes, at one point she does try to do a “body wave” thank God she didn’t attempt a head spin after.
{{I know what she’s doing – she’s trying to dance like a baby if a baby could stand and dance! LOVE IT! And her. }}
Keeper Listen Mom I’m making noises just to…
Keeper: Listen Mom – I’m making noises just to mess up your head!
We made our Solar Car today
My Big Girl lost her first tooth Yesterday…
My Big Girl lost her first tooth!!
Yesterday, Keeper lost her first tooth. I can’t believe it, she’s getting so big.

Sick Kiddo
Trip to the doctor with my sick little kiddo.
Keeper’s ears, eyes, nose, mouth, lungs all check out.
Bad case of the flu, broken blood vessel in left eye, probably from coughing.
Her head is so plugged she has it coming out her eye sockets – she’s been blowing her nose. Temp 102 – she won’t take Tylenol. My Poor Baby!!!
DR: A little Tylenol will make you feel much better.
Keeper: I don’t think so.
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Update:
Gave my little drama queen Baby Tylenol this evening to bring down her fever – she immediately spit it back up.
Not because her stomach is upset, but because she worked herself up into such a state over the TASTE of the Tylenol.

