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I’m so angry right now! RTP has “addressed the issue” and if I have another problem, RTP will “address that issue also” BIG WHOOPTY DOO!!
To What End?

Just filled out 30 pages of paperwork with questions like “what concerns you the most about your childs lack of communication?” and “is there anything about your childhood that affects how you parent” REALLY??

I’m not scoring the paperwork I just made out – don’t the pediatricians have interns for that?

Feb 15 – HAPPY: Singles Awareness Day (thought that was yesterday),
National Gum Drop Day,
AND Candlemas – on the Julian Calendar (didn’t we already have one of these this year?)

I HATE GOOGLE!!
(and associated with google like gmail, ad sense, you tube and others)
Why does Google have to make everything so difficult or assume they know what you want?!!??!

Response to note from school nurse: My daughter brought the cold home from school. She is not spreading it, we are graciously returning it.

Print, Cut, Paste, Cupid!
http://www.macula.tv/downloads/papertoys/gallery/cupid/CUPID1.pdf

Feb 14
HAPPY: National Condom Day
HAPPY: Quirky Alone Day
HAPPY: Clean out Your Computer Day – second Monday of Month
HAPPY: Ferris Wheel Day
HAPPY: National Organ Donor Day

needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles.

Mmm, will not need to pay for school lunch, milk or breakfast for the rest of the school year, will end up with nice credit. Slight miss calculation on mommy’s part.

CRAP! I’m getting sick! My head is killing me, my eyes hurt, I’m coughing – where did this come from, I felt fine this morning!

I’m sick, see you all in 5 days. Give or Take.

Yet another half baked idea brought to you by me!

Feb. 13 Happy Get a Different Name Day AND Madly in love with me day {followed by National Condom Day, after a will you respect me in the morning dinner}

Even have a dream where someone who you know has been dead for years is standing in front of you – and you can’t shake the feeling that they were reaching out to you from beyond. {it’s been one of THOSE days}

I want to thank everyone for their notes and emails about our dear friend Hugh who has been staying with us for the past 3 weeks. We are now preparing to send him home to his maker. Because of the season his family will not be able to FLY in for services. He will be remembered as an example of the ethical and moral treatment of life.
Keeper found a fly outside, in the snow, shivering – you know those things that bite us and we kill when they are in our house. Daddy found it amazing that the thing was living in the snow so they brought it inside thinking it was go…ing to die within minutes, put it in a bottle with some very small holes poked in it and they watched the fly. Then it grew! Then I had to feed it! That was about 3 weeks ago. Luckily flies only live about 15 to 25 days.
But it left our house in an ethical dilemma. Flies are our enemy, but we saved it’s life anyway (that was good). We couldn’t put it back outside because it would die, but it had to live in a small bottle. What kind of life is it to spend it in a small bottle? See our ethical dilemma? What do we teach our children? Is life only precious if you find the species precious? Is life not worth living if you can live it to its full potential? We don’t kill off our elderly or handicapped, we save the lives of 2 legged dogs and blind cats, what makes the flies life less valuable than our own?
It’s our life as a Star Trek / M*A*S*H parity. Which is where his name comes from “I Hugh”

OH then the woman in the smoke filled car said to me “Yeah, she’s antsy to get out” REALLY!?!??! Do you think that may have something to do with the fact she’s gagging to death in your car!
It is illegal in Maine to smoke with a child in the car no matter how you have the windows, but with the windows open Treasure was getting sleet in her face as she was trying to climb out of the window because she couldn’t breathe. The car was filled with a smoky haze, it was so strong it wasn’t that someone had just smoked, it was that someone had smoked in the car for 5 years with the widows up – that is how strong the stench was.

OK I NEED OTHER OPTIONS!
That car reeked of smoke, it made me sick just reaching in to get Treasure out of the car! ARE THEY KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?

Mommy isn’t doing quite as well with school today as I was last week – must not call every 5 minutes!!

Feb 8 Happy Boy Scout Day (celebrates the birthday of scouting)
AND Kite Flying Day (in the middle of winter!?!)
AND Laugh and grow rich day

Get yours before they are gone!! {Click the picture}

WHAT! That doesn’t make sense!

UGH! HELLO! I just want to know what’s going on. I have to be in 3 places at once, suppose you can tell me what’s going on? More Paperwork. I think I work for the government now.

Trying to get people to CONTACT ME using the form on the right!!

MessageBubble.com is getting a makeover!!!
LOVE THESE COLORS!!!!