The final Tally for the past 30 some…

The final Tally for the past 30 some odd hours – give or take – since my double post went out:
Google Analytics Visits: 124
Stat Counter Visits: 130
Triberr Visits: 1004 and 919
Visitor Maps Visitors: 532
(Visitor Maps is a plugin in my WP blog that records Every IP that comes through. I trust VM the most, because I can SEE every hit and know where it’s coming from.)
The stats are from the “19 Kids and Counting – Cute or Creepy?” Double Post: http://stuckathomemom.com/lifeandothermyths/blog/19-kids-and-counting-cute-or-creepy

Note to Self When teachers send a note…

Note to Self: When teachers send a note home explaining clothing change due to rain, puddles or other – REMOVE clothing from bag immediately. Do NOT wait until after the weekend or childs bag will smell like an outhouse! Turned Keira’s school bag inside out this morning, sprayed it with Frabreeze and off it went to school smelling much better, but still inside out to air! lol At least she didn’t have an accident lol

Oh someone just SLAP ME One of Keira’s…

Oh someone just SLAP ME! One of Keira’s teachers has the same Kodak CamCorder. She told me there was this wonderful software that came with the camera that I should install and I could grab the images right from the video. I want to pull some images from the TKD testing videos I shot today and become a little obsessed with finding the CD – the software is ON THE CAMCORDER!!!!!! Yup, I just attached the camera and there it was!! Good Grief!

I CAN’T BELIEVE KEIRA TONIGHT So far I’ve…

I CAN’T BELIEVE KEIRA TONIGHT!!!
So far, I’ve asked Keira what she wanted, she told me Cereal! She has answered Yes or No with prompting!! When I asked her “Who’s this” and pointed to me she said Mom!!! And now she’s sitting on Daddy’s lap spelling words and having little conversations with him – IT’S UNBELIEVABLE!! If I could get her dressed I’d start filming it!!!

When Keira Attacks – Keira’s trip to the Operating Room.

Sep 19 2011
We arrived at the Surgery Center in plenty of time only to find out that our surgeon was going to be 40 minutes late. 40 minutes later I was told that we would have to wait another 40 minutes just to get into pre-op.
Somehow, Keira stayed Cheery the entire time. We walked, we strolled, of course most of the time she just wanted to be held and carried. Since mentally Keira is about 2, it makes sense.
Keira was great until we got into Pre-Op. She was so hungry, frustrated and once they put us in that little room that looked like the room in the ER – she LOST IT! She was scared to death.
Keira stated kicking and hitting, biting herself, screeching like a wild animal. The nurse told me I could let her run around the small room, but Keira said UP so I picked her up off the bed. Keira bit herself, then did her vampire bite on me. Keira knows, if you bite Mommy, Mommy will put you down as a punishment – she didn’t like that and turned toward the nurse and did one of her banshee screeches.
The nurse, scared out of her mind, leaped from her little swirly chair, tipped the bedside table she was using, papers flew everywhere and the nurse flew out the door, closing it behind her screaming “I‘m going to get anesthesia!!!”
Another nurse and ‘Anesthesia’ came in right in – Keira cornered them. I’m not kidding – Keira was now taking hostages. Once Keira had the Anesthesiologist and the nurse cornered, she went for the surgeon – this was a VERY small room and that tall man moved fast – I grabbed Keira and together we force One Single drop of this pink stuff into Keira’s mouth. The remainder of the pink stuff covered the rest of us.
As I looked up, I saw the original nurse standing outside the glass, holding the door shut. That woman was just terrified.
I don’t know what was in that pink stuff, but it made Keira High in seconds. They gave Keira an anesthesia mask to play with so she wouldn’t be scared when it was used on her and she looked at it with crossed eyes and giggled – Yup! High as a Kite, but she was no longer taking hostages.
2 hours later – it was over and they came to RUSH me back to Keira who was being held down by 3 nurses. And of course, when mommy picked her up, she calmed down and fell asleep for another hour. One of the PostOp nurses had to stay with us, she was funny.
The PostOp nurse told me when she got report on Keira she was told about the biting and that Keira didn’t have any teeth extracted. The nurse said her first thought was “Great. So she still has her weapons!”

We arrived at the Sergey Center in plenty…

We arrived at the Sergey Center in plenty of time only to find out that our surgeon was going to be 40 minutes late. 40 minutes later I was told that we would have to wait another 40 minutes just to get into pre-op.
Somehow, Keira stayed Cheery the entire time. We walked, we strolled, of course most of the time she just wanted to be held and carried. Since mentally Keira is about 2, it makes sense.
Keira was great until we got into Pre-Op. She was so hungry, frustrated and once they put us in that little room that looked like the room in the ER – she LOST IT! She was scared to death.
Keira stated kicking and hitting, biting herself, screeching like a wild animal. The nurse told me I could let her run around the small room, but Keira said UP so I picked her up off the bed. Keira then bit herself, then did her vampire bite on me. Keira knows, if you bite Mommy, Mommy will put you down as a punishment – she didn’t like that and turned toward the nurse and did one of her banshee screeches.
The nurse, scared out of her mind, leaped from her little swirly chair, tipped the bedside table she was using, papers flew everywhere and the nurse flew out the door, closing it behind her screaming “I‘m going to get anesthesia!!!”
Another nurse and ‘Anesthesia’ came in right in. I’d find out later that both were very nice woman and Keira cornered them. I’m not kidding – Keira was now taking hostages. Once Keira had the Anesthesiologist and the nurse cornered, she went for the surgeon – this was a VERY small room and that tall man moved fast – I grabbed Keira and together we force a drop of this pink stuff into Keira’s mouth. The remainder of the pink stuff covered the rest of us.
As I looked up, I saw the original nurse standing outside the glass, holding the door shut. That woman was just terrified.
I don’t know what was in that pink stuff, but it made Keira high in seconds. They gave Keira an anesthesia mask to play with so she wouldn’t be scared when it was used on her and she looked at it with crossed eyes and giggled – Yup! High as a Kite, but she was no longer taking hostages.
2 hours later – it was over and they came to RUSH me back to Keira who was being held down by 3 nurses. And of course, when mommy picked her up, she calmed down and fell asleep for another hour. One of the PostOp nurses had to stay with us, she was funny.
The PostOp nurse told me when she got report on Keira she was told about the biting and that Keira didn’t have any teeth extracted. The nurse said her first thought was “Great. So she still has her weapons!”

We arrived at the Sergey Center in plenty…

We arrived at the Sergey Center in plenty of time only to find out that our surgeon was going to be 40 minutes late. 40 minutes later I was told that we would have to wait another 40 minutes just to get into pre-op.
Somehow, Keira stayed Cheery the entire time. We walked, we strolled, of course most of the time she just wanted to be held and carried. Since mentally Keira is about 2, it makes sense.
Keira was great until we got into Pre-Op. She was so hungry, frustrated and once they put us in that little room that looked like the room in the ER – she LOST IT! She was scared to death.
Keira stated kicking and hitting, biting herself, screeching like a wild animal. The nurse told me I could let her run around the small room, but Keira said UP so I picked her up off the bed. Keira then bit herself, then did her vampire bite on me. Keira knows, if you bite Mommy, Mommy will put you down as a punishment – she didn’t like that and turned toward the nurse and did one of her banshee screeches.
The nurse, scared out of her mind, leaped from her little swirly chair, tipped the bedside table she was using, papers flew everywhere and the nurse flew out the door, closing it behind her screaming “I‘m going to get anesthesia!!!”
Another nurse and ‘Anesthesia’ came in right in. I’d find out later that both were very nice woman and Keira cornered them. I’m not kidding – Keira was now taking hostages. Once Keira had the Anesthesiologist and the nurse cornered, she went for the surgeon – this was a VERY small room and that tall man moved fast – I grabbed Keira and together we force a drop of this pink stuff into Keira’s mouth. The remainder of the pink stuff covered the rest of us.
As I looked up, I saw the original nurse standing outside the glass, holding the door shut. That woman was just terrified.
I don’t know what was in that pink stuff, but it made Keira high in seconds. They gave Keira an anesthesia mask to play with so she wouldn’t be scared when it was used on her and she looked at it with crossed eyes and giggled – Yup! High as a Kite, but she was no longer taking hostages.
2 hours later – it was over and they came to RUSH me back to Keira who was being held down by 3 nurses. And of course, when mommy picked her up, she calmed down and fell asleep for another hour. One of the PostOp nurses had to stay with us, she was funny.
The PostOp nurse told me when she got report on Keira she was told about the biting and that Keira didn’t have any teeth extracted. The nurse said her first thought was “Great. So she still has her weapons!”