I Heroed Yesterday &nbsp So Pround if Myself…

I Heroed Yesterday! 
So Pround if Myself. Someone needed a jump start, but when they went to put the Negative cable on my car battery – we couldn’t find it.
And I said: “HEY I KNOW THIS! Positive to Positive. Negative to GROUND! Ground is any metal on the car.”
I got a weird look and I said “HEY I watch Phineas and Ferb!” Which got me another weird look. 

Keira can’t stop cooking or attempting to cook…

Keira can’t stop cooking or attempting to cook.
Today I brought her home an Oreo Blizzard with Whip from DQ. Immediately she added apple slides and cinnamon
Keira won’t let me make dinner unless she gets to stir something. And you can’t put flour, water and food coloring into a bowl to keep her occupied. There must be a recipe, measuring and typically 1 egg or she knows you’re just trying to keep her busy.
I need to find a cheapy pasta maker – she’ll never leave the kitchen and we’ll have fresh pasta every meal.