~ From Dublin, Ireland

Our Beer
Which cometh in bottles
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us each day
Our daily beverage
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the vodka
the shots and the cocktails
Forever and ever
Barmen!
~ From Dublin, Ireland