Category: Status

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BREAKING NEWS:..The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin’. If you like this, re-post it. If you don’t…suck it up princess! Life doesn’t revolve around you!!

This is a test of eDee’s FaceBook status. This is only a Test. If this had been an actual Status, I would have posted something witty!

Deep breath! Today’s the day they tell us just how bad it is.

March 28 Something on a Stick Day
AND Hot Tub Day
AND Weed Appreciation Day {I think these last 2 are 1 in the same.}
AND Gone-ta-pott Day

We get Treasure ‘s diagnosis tomorrow. SIGH
As much as I’m hoping for the best tomorrow, I’m hoping that they will give Keira full time preschool! To get full time preschool we have to have the most worst possible diagnoses.

BREAKING NEWS:..The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin’. If you like this, re-post it. If you don’t…suck it up princess! Life doesn’t revolve around you!!

March 25 Pecan Day
AND Waffle Day
AND Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

March 24 National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day

The FB upgrade finally reached me. If you want to find me, I’ll be @stuckathomemom – Twit me. It seems to take a few days for FB to update, be back then.

March 22 National Goof Off Day {wish I could take advantage of that one today}
AND As Young As You Feel Day

We are firing on Gadhafi’s people/forces to stop him from firing on his people, but the UN states Gadhafi himself is not a target. And the people Gadhafi was firing on, took yesterday off – Did we need them out of the way so we could fire on the others so Gadhafi wouldn’t? Seriously?

March 21 Fragrance Day
I will wish NO ONE a happy fragrance day – of all the stupid things to celebrate. Worthless fragrances have made my mere existence miserable.
If I had my way I would wipe fragrances off the face of the earth.
My short list: #1 Lilacs – gone, #2 a perfume called Plum – gone, #3 Spring – GONE, #4 Pets would be de-allergied, #5 Peanuts – de-alleried. Any more than a sprits of anything would be condemn to a public shower, clothing and all.

March 20 International Earth Day (we’re getting SNOW tomorrow btw)
AND Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
AND Proposal Day
AND Snowman Burning Day {IT’S MARCH snow should be GONE}
AND Great American Meat Out Day
{{Tomorrow is the WORST “DAY” thus far.
There is NO reason or NEED to celebrate tomorrows “DAY”}}

Was doing a review for EXpress Ready Set Go and realized one of the timers came broken.
I emailed them, I hope they respond quickly, I was hoping to give one of the units away on my blog.

March 19 National Quilting Day – third Saturday of month
AND Poultry Day
AND Lets Laugh day

They started the communication board today with Treasure – it obvious. She came home and said “I want”, then named everything in the book.
Example: “I want Food, Potty, Go Out, Go In, Boots On …..” LOL I’m sure she’ll get it.

Keeper is STILL insisting that her ribs are broken – after failing to properly execute a new side kick, landing hard on her chest – and ONLY ice cream can help!
{she is going to be SO BLACK AND BLUE tomorrow!}

Keep this going!! Heavenly Father, walk through my home and take away all my worries and any illnesses. Please watch over and heal my family and friends in Jesus name, Amen. This prayer is so powerful. Stop what you are doing and set this as your status. Watch what He will do

March 18 Goddess of Fertility Day
AND Supreme Sacrifice Day
AND Awkward Moments Day
AND Lets Laugh Day
{seems like a theme}

March 17 Submarine Day – the hero sandwich or the boat??
AND Saint Patrick’s Day
AND Campfire Girls Day

Our Beer
Which cometh in bottles
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us each day
Our daily beverage
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the vodka
the shots and the cocktails
Forever and ever
Barmen!
~ From Dublin, Ireland