Category: Status

Salary of retired US Presidents $180,000 FOR LIFE…

Salary of retired US Presidents ………….$180,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of House/Senate …………………..$174,00​0 FOR LIFE
Salary of Speaker of the House …………$223,500 FOR LIFE
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders …… $193,400 FOR LIFE
Average Salary of a teacher ……………. $40,065
Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN $38,000
I think we found where the cuts should be made! If you agree… RE-POST

My promise to my children I am your…

My promise to my children: I am your parent first, your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will NEVER find someone who loves, prays, cares, & worries about you more than I do!♥ Re-post if you’re a parent & agree with me!!!! :}

YOU ARE A SUPERHERO Go to your profile…

YOU ARE A SUPERHERO
Go to your profile and look at your friends on the left side (FaceBook).
1st person is your sidekick: Sophie Strout
2nd person tries to expose your secret identity: Dean Bundy
3rd person is your teammate: Tricia Fandrey
4th person is your arch nemesis: Letty Tucci
5th person is your love interest: Melissa Emens Honeycutt
6th person is your leader: Robin Sullivan Corddry (Fun filled organization!)
How does Facebook know so much?!
So just to recap, I’m a superhero in an organization run by the (6) mother of, not 1, but 2 comedian/actors. My (3) team member is my #1 client, my (1) sidekick is my black belted TKD instructor, the person trying to (2) expose my secret identity is my dear friends EX-husband, (5) my love interest … I can’t even go there ….. And (4) my arch nemesis is my former Christian School Teacher.
WOW LIFE IS GOOD!

Try to read this TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0…

Try to read this: TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W OUR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3SS1V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T W4S H4RD BUT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH PR4T1C4LLY N0 TH1NK1NG 1NV0LV3D R1GHT? B3 V3RY PR0UD ! Y0U D35ERVE 4 P4T 0N TH3 B4CK! If u “cracked” the code copy and post!! 😉

Last night I heard Keira run into the…

Last night I heard Keira run into the bathroom, put her seat on the toilet and so on. Then I heard the lid close ……. and I was so excited – I heard the water running! And Running and Running. I walked in to find Keira at the sink washing her hands ……. and her feet …… and her butt! I should say “found Keira IN THE SINK”.
But to her credit she did not get her nighty wet!

NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED Vodka and ice…

NEW DRINKING WARNING, JUST RELEASED: Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth……Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, You can save a life!

Ignore the wall with the door Someday there…

Ignore the wall with the door! Someday there will be a door there – or so I’m told.
Until then we are going to cover that wall with White Board! Fun for Kids and Adults.
HOWEVER the wall with the red arrow is the one I’m proud of, it came out rather well!
I need to put some primer around the edges and I need to prime around the window too, but it’s almost reading for Chalkboard Paint.
My Living Room, isn’t going to be a “Kid Fun” as the dining area.

My house smells like Whoopie Pies and Paint…

My house smells like Whoopie Pies and Paint.
It is both inviting and revolting.
8/3/11
Properly deposited children in approved summer camps/school/groups/clubs.
Picked up a few items for the house.
Picked up a few items to donate to camps and other.
Straightened living areas
Tested primer
Cooked Whoopie Cakes.
Mixed Whoopie Filling
Combined the 2.
Wrapped Whoopie Pies
Cleaned Kitchen
Primed and sealed 2 walls – so far happy with outcome.
Cleaned up area.
Took shower.
Picked up child from camp.
Dropped of donations.
Waiting for bus with other child.
Tomorrow.
Properly deposit children in appropriate summer camps/schools/groups/clubs.
Pick up needed items if necessary.
Straighten living areas
Whoopie Pie Detail.
Clean Up Area.
Another coat of Primer Sealer.
Clean Up Area.
MOVE work area to new work area between windows.
Scrub the HELL out of the previous work areas floor.
Scrub ALL Floors.
Pick up child from wherever.

What is better than hearing the ENTIRE Phineas…

What is better than hearing the ENTIRE Phineas and Ferb joke book in the book store? Hearing it AGAIN on the way home.
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