Riley Why don’t poor kids get gifts from…

Riley: Why don’t poor kids get gifts from Santa?
Me: Because Santa has to pay the elves and since they unionized it’s become much more expensive. Santa can only out source so much, so parents pay Santa to bring the gifts so the elves don’t have to go without food. Some parents can’t afford it, so other people like the Salvation Army helps out.

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